I have never watched the Miss USA pagent before. Tonight, for some stupid reason, I am. I've decided to turn it into a drinking game. Whenever the contestants (or donny or marie) say something stupid, I'm going to drink. I give it 10 minutes until I'm knackered.
Oooh, and I had two spoonfuls of cheesecake filling for dinner. I am taking care of my body tonight! Word!