Tuesday, January 16, 2007

Seriously? I'm not drunk enough to watch A.I.

What the heck is going on? Who are these people? How is it possible that they think they're good? What the? The employee and the boss? Just weird. I'm very close with my boss but...just...ewwww...

I've only had 1 glass of wine. I need more to deal with this. I wanna be drunk like Paula Abdul. Apparently insisted is a hard, hard word. When you're trashed on national t.v. I guess.

Of course, I could just turn the channel. But then I would miss her be-bopping to the California Dreaming guy whose eyebrows are more shaped than mine! Wait...he's only 16? Holy cow. There weren't guys like that when I was younger. He's way too metro for me. And now he's on the phone with his unsupportive mama. "She's proud of me...she's proud of me." OK, buddy. I see a stray hair in your coif, I believe. Better check yo'self.

Commercial break. So all I keep seeing today is people talking about how awesome 24 was last night. I've never watched it. How much am I missing? Is it still possible to get caught up this late in the game? Is it worth the attempt?

T minus 10 days until Joe leaves. I'm feeling much more secure about it. I might be looking for someone to buy my surly teenager before he gets back but, other than that? It's all gravy.

4 comments:

DD said...

I only tune in for the mental bitch-slapping.

Slinger said...

Ok, 2 things...

A.I. - I hate this show. I can't believe they give those really bad people false hope and send them to the judges just to satisfy the comedic value for the show. Now wonder they leave in tears. And don't get me started on Paula....

24 - WHUT!?!?! I don't think we can be friends anymore Jess. Honestly, the seasons of 24 do not generally run together, but this new one has some info from last season that may confuse a new viewer.

Robin said...

I only watch it in the beginning...just for the freaks alone. I feel sorry for a lot of them, but I know it's mostly amped up for ratings.

I think I could go for a glass of wine...

Well-heeled mom said...

I live for American Idol and if you don't believe me, ask any of the people in my household. "Shhh!" "Don't bother me!" "Can't you see AI is on?"

Okay, it's probably not that bad.

What I don't get, though, even after all these years is "My friends all tell me I'm so good!" WTF? Honey, your friends are freakin' liars! My friends would be the first ones to let me know I suck at something.

Hm. Maybe I need new friends.