Dear Mother Nature,
I understand your job is hard. I know it's impossible to make everyone happy. I get it. Would you like me to rub your feet for you? Get you a nice cup of coffee? Tea? ANYTHING? I would do anything for you, you know. Just to get that little smile on your face.
However. I do have a little bone to pick with you. It's May 9. Supposed to be springtime, right? Supposed to be sunny? Can you please explain to me why I'm looking out my window and watching the snow fall? Basically hon, if you're not gonna step it up, BITE MY ASS.
Love and Kisses,
Jessie
Fucking Fabulous.
About Me
- Jessie
- I am so over the about me that has been here for 2 years. Here's the basics. Spend too much time online. Love wine. Have girlfriends I giggle with often but tend to like boys better. Wife to one. Mom to one gigantic man cub who thinks that, now that he's taller than me, he's my boss and one little boy who pretty much owns me and knows it. Said little boy has celiac disease so a lot of this is focused on his health. Welcome to my jungle...
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